dactro:

conigliomannaro:

dyamirityofthelord:

lucisensitivesatan:

trategos:

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • you have to kill the spider

but spiders are cute and innocent! it should be:

  • you have to catch the spider and release it in the garden

okay

boyfriend or girlfriend requirements:

  • just get that spider away from me i don’t care if you send it to italy just get it away

DO NOT SEND THE SPIDER TO ITALY

you’re right

we will send it to france

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(via fitness-and-diet)

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

(via fitness-and-diet)

spaghettificatio-n:

iamnotbitten:

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HE WOULD GET IT DAYUMM

amsterDAMMMMMNNNNNNN

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(via manda)

artemisfowlie:

holamorata:

baletolli:

serhior:

"the fault in our refs" by world cup 2014

Offside? Offside.

Penalty? Penalty.

It’s a metaphor you see. Suarez put someone between his teeth and doesn’t get a red card.

(via willliamherondale)

departured:

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN


this dog has a job and i don’t

departured:

masooonderulo:

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

this dog has a job and i don’t

(via manda)

cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(via tyleroakley)

niazkilamsz:

when a bitch who only been in four episodes comes in and try to steal the nigga who been in love with you since third grade

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(via amypondinthetardis)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via demondaisies)

eeames:

"The only time that I ever broke on set was when we were both paralyzed in the Sheriff Station." (x)

(via teenwolfgossip)

bbcone:

The highest score of the evening goes to @D_Sturridge's dancing. 

bbcone:

The highest score of the evening goes to 's dancing. 

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